Got these from someone at work :-)
BEAUTY PARLOR: a place where women curl up and dye
CANNIBAL: someone who is fed up with people
CHICKEN: the only animal you eat, both before it is born and after it is dead
COMMITTEE: a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
DUST: mud with the juice squeezed out
EGOTIST: someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
HANDKERCHIEF: cold storage
INFLATION: cutting money in half without damaging paper
MOSQUITO: an insect that makes you like flies better
RAISIN: a grape with a sunburn
SECRET: something you tell to one person at a time
SKELETON: a bunch of bones with the person scraped off
TOOTHACH: the pain that drives you to extraction
TOMORROW: one of the greatest labor saving devices of today
YAWN: an honest opinion openly expressed
WRINKLES: something other people have. You have character lines
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